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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:18

Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
share office space ...
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nintendo Switch 2 hackers say they’re already getting banned - Polygon
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Then came..
Can Taking Vitamins Fight Infection? Scientists Explain - SciTechDaily
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to