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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

share office space ...

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What were my 10 favorite great rock albums that were either forgotten or hardly known by the rock community at large during 1965-‘75?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

‘Ironheart’ EP Ryan Coogler, Star Dominique Thorne Tease Show’s Connection To Marvel’s ‘Avengers: Doomsday’: “Great Sample Of Things To Come” - Deadline

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I've got the inside track on the 12 plants gardening pros think are totally overrated - Homes and Gardens

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nintendo Switch 2 hackers say they’re already getting banned - Polygon

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Then came..

Can Taking Vitamins Fight Infection? Scientists Explain - SciTechDaily

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to